CorpoNation: The Sorting Process

Feb 26, 2024

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Feb 24, 2024

Put on your CorpoNation badge and get to work, We highly recommend giving CorpoNation: The Sorting Process a try. Just remember, the company is always watching, and 110% effort is the only acceptable level of performance! Remember, great employees don’t question the CorpoNation! R̴̝̈̕e̴̱̎́m̵͍̟̀͗è̷̲͝m̸̝͒͗b̶̺̰̂͐e̶̢̎ŕ̶̤͌,̵̦͚̂ ̸̦̦̌͊g̴̜̍̔ṟ̸̿͑e̶͖͌͐a̴̠̦̚t̶͉͝ ̶̞̼̊ḛ̶͉̈m̶̢͍̚p̵̨̛̲̒l̶͔̽̃ö̶̹̀y̷͙͍͛͘e̴͇͑ẻ̴̖͇ș̵̔ ̸͇́d̴̖̚o̵̻͎̿ň̸̩̾’̵͎̹̈́͛ẗ̴͓́ ̸̡̛̗̕q̷̱̀̉u̶̙̅̏e̶̻̿̑s̵̪͎̍t̵͔̓̑ĭ̸̘̈́o̸̰̯̓n̵̗̮͘ ̴͍̊̕t̷̗̑h̷̰̓e̶̼̠͊̆ ̵̣̎͜Ç̷̑ő̷͇r̶̡̝͒̈́p̴͚͝ỡ̸̞̠N̸̖̠͛̐a̸͔̬͊͝t̶̫̊ĩ̴̭͍͝ȯ̴͍̃n̸̢̨̐̐!̸̩̮́ R̷̡̲͓̰̣̙̰̬̣͙̪̝̳̼̗͎̘̞̅̐̎͛̂̔̿̀̌̋͑̊̉͐͒́̐̄̍́̑͐́̓͛̐̐̒́̾̕̚͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅḙ̷̢̡̧̜̱̻͖̳͚͈̰̖͓̐̋̈́̓̈͒͛̀̾̔̍̿̉͛͂̃̀̀̽̈́̎̓́̃̍̊͐̆̆̒͑̀͋̆͒̂̚͘͠͝m̷̡̨̧̢̨̞̙̠̺̜͓̫͓̝̼̟̣̣͈̥̜̥̮̫͔͔̫̦͖̘̞͐͗̍̉͑͒̒͂̾͜͝ĕ̶̢̢̻̪̺͔̹͕̺͇͇̼͎͇̖̯̻̞͚̀͋̾̇͂̈͊̍͂̄͂͗̅̈́̍̀́̽͘ͅm̵̧̢̡̢̢̧̡̧̡̻̘͔̮̤̺̝̪̘̻̱̹̙̞̙̱͎͍͚̦̝͚̹̱̯̠̫̲͖͚̳͚͎͇̯̬̘͇͖̂̋̀͋̆͑̈́̾͒̂̽̕̚͜b̴̛̥̝͓̠̜͚͖͉͚͉͍̀͐̊͊̌̑̐͂̐͗͊̾̿̓͑̎̋̈́̽͒̒̃̈̃̒̈́̌̒̍͘͘̚͜͝͝ͅḙ̶̢̨̨̢̧̢̻̭̝̝̻̱̦̟̥̻̱̝͙̙̰̮̠͕̞͍̣̪̰͚̗̠̭̼̃̇̅͋̄̇̌͗̐̅̓̏̈͌͌́̅͊̋̊͌̂̄̾͆́̎̃͆͑̕͘͜͠͠ͅr̶̡̨̛̛̲̦͕̰͇͈̟̤̭̱̯͎̎͊̋͂͆͗̂̃͑̀̈́̈́̍̋̍̓̀̔͂̆͐̌̿͋̃̂͌̑͑̄̽͋̈́̇̋͐̓͂͘̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͠,̵̧̢̛͎̜͈͎̗̗̺͍̭̻̝̞͖̯̘̫̟̞͐͗̏̾̈́̂͒͑͑̆̈̏̂͗̓̔͂́̅͗̂̍̋̓͘͘͝ ̷̢̧̡̛͔͇̺͚͖̟͕͍̥̘́́̅̇̃̈́́́̿̾̀̾́͂̒̾͆̀̈́̀̉̐́̉͊͂̇̔͑̆͋̌͘̕̕͝͝g̴̨̢̠̥̞̻̗̜̖̥͈̤̣̻̬̅̈́͌̐͐̓͑̎̊̿͒ͅr̵̡̨̨̢̛̛̺̰̫̖͎͍͍̠͇͎̮̻͈̯͚̣͉̬̎̍̈́̂́̆̉̋̽́͗̽̈́͑͒̃̈́̾̾͆̎̅͛̆̆͆̂͒̓̀͑͋͑́̚͘̕͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅȩ̷̨̛̪̞̖̥̱̼̑̇́̓̎̆̈̍̌̒́͗͒͛̓̂̽̒̏͋͊́̉̑͌͂͛͊̉́͐̿̃̑̈́̆̚̚̚͠͝͝͝͠ă̵̡̛͖̗̣͇̖̺̣̜̼͈̗͙̠͕̊̿̓͆̋̈́̉̊̾̉̈́̆̾̔͋̀̆͐̏̔̒̈̍͆̄̈́̚ţ̶̧̡̢̢̛̮͈͉̹̻̣̖̫̭͉̙̹͍͍̺̥̦͔̘̬̪̦͓̗̮̯͙͚̜̺͖̝̹̗̟̲̱͛̊͋̽͗̉̍͌͋́̂̅͗͋̈̍̅̈́̾̐̈́̏̈́͂̽͒̅́̿́͒͆͗͒̉̌̆̏͋̒̿̈̍͘̚͘ ̸̢̢̧̢̢̛̜͖̱̺͕͔͚͇̤̼̼͎͔̲̥̭͉̰͇̮̯̣͇̗͚̫̫͇͍̉̀̎͌̾̏̀̊͗̈̋̏̀̄̑̒̑̋͊͗̂̌̂̎̈̍̎̓̀̏̃̓̇̍̀̈́̽̾̓̾̄̕̕̕ͅę̶͔̪͚̝͇̤̘̦̺̝̯̪̟̱̺̥̩͕̹͓͉̠̱͖̯̯͈̦͚̼̳̮̜͙͚̘̝̞̗̲̦̉̆̈́̍̑͐̒́͋̕͘͜͠m̴̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̦̜̙͔͖͇̤̪̫͔̮̻̬̥̤̪͕̗͙̗̲̭̜̜̤̰̺͓̖̜͙̱͕͔̦͖̺̩̞̖͎͍̪̆̏̏̓͗̓̓͋̽͛͌̾̈́̅͋̑̒̇̀̌̐̒͑̂̇̾̀̀̐͗̎͋̓͐̿̎̕͘̚̚̚͜͠͝ͅp̴̨̡̨̨̛̙̹͔͕̬̲̯̠̰̘̻̩̥͉͚̯͖̦̗̤̼̺̫̣͇̼̜̎̀̑̌̿̔̔̓̈́̔̚͘͠ͅͅͅl̴̢͓̦̹̲̟̜̩̣̗̬̈́̋̆̊̋̏̉̑̇͐̃̅̍̒̄͊̒̂́̈́̏͊̐̉̌̽̊̐͘̚͠͠͝͝ơ̴̢̨̢̞̮͍̰̗̫͕͉͈͓͓͓̦͓̜̩̠̱͔͈͓͇̩͍̺͍̗̻͖̬̫͇̠̬͔͇͖̱̦̲̔̿̑̐̄͋͌͊̍̑̃͜ͅy̵̨̧̢̛̩̤̳̲̙̫̼͇̭͉̲̯̞̭͓͖̗̼̥̦͍̪̟̲͙͔̺̫̘̫̘͓͈̹̟͖͎͙̻͉̱̩̫͚͈͗̅̑̃̎͆̒̈́̽͊̔̅̿͑͊̈́̆͊̊͐̄̂͐͗̆̓͑̏̿̀̆̌̊̅́̈́̔̈́̓́́̈́̕̚͘͠ͅe̴̢̡͖̩͍͎̭͎̜̙̜̦̞͙͚̙̤̹̣͈̝̞͇̾̊̓͌̾͆̑̎͜e̸̢̢̢͉̹̺̯̜̪͉̪͍̺͖̊̋͌͛͌̌͊̌͂̈́̆͑̀̍͊́͒͗͒̏̋̔̊͑̅̉̽́̿́͜s̴̛̰̥̜̻͙͖̟̪͚̠̼̖̗̼͈͇̰̲̼͓͙̃͐̓̎͊̀̀̎̀̿̓͌͊̐̂͂̓̊̈̓̚͘̕͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̷͓̳̱͎̼̩͉͈͇̯̰̈́͒̀̌̓͌͑͒̍͂̆̕͠ͅͅd̵̨̨̡̨̼̱̘̝̠͇̟̮̮̘̗̝͖̳͙̖̲̟͖̟͎̩͎̱͍͉̬͙̻͙̹̗̬̻̦̜̭̗̻͌̿͒̅̎̑̋͜͜͝͠ͅǫ̵̛̛̣̗͔̱̮̼̾̈̀̑̿̈́̇̂̓̀͑̆͌͋̾̇̈́̿͐͊̌͒͂̃͋̀̈̎́̔͂̀̈̈̕͘̚͝n̶̨̡̢̡̧̡̨̧̛͖̗̯̳̘̲̜̙̲̟͍̻̻̪̫̝͈̳̻̦̦̥͙̼̘̤͇͇̯̫̜̫̪̹̩̩͍͒͒́̔̓͋͑̿̇́̒͐̂̀̀̽̍̊̿̈́͌͘̚̚̚’̶̧̛̰̱̹̠̖͈̣̯͙̏͋͒̉͗͊͗̌̒̓͐̃̈́͛̋́̎t̵̛̛̼̗͇̰̤͙̣̲̯͍͎̀͌͊̓̀̇̅͆̒̐͗̇̈́̓̈̎̄͌̿̓̒̽̂̆̂͌̍̌̊̃̋̓̀́͊͌́͑̍̕̚̕͝͝͠ͅ ̶̢̡̨̧̧͚̣̱̣̠̫̗͎̠̟̣̪̱̝͚͖͙̫̼̹̮̳͓̭͚͈̥̳̥̺̙͈͓͕̜͕͖̥͌͐́̌͛́̂̅̾͛̈́̉́̐̽̍̐̕͝ͅͅq̷̢̨̧̢̨̢̛̯͚̩͖̺̟̼̯̣̙̣̜̭̭̜̪͖͓͈͇̳̤̠̱̜̣̩̻͍͕̻̾͐͑̐̋̌̉̓̀̒̀̏̑̇̉̅̎̓͛̑́́̅͒͌̽̓̓́́̂̾̎́́̓͛͋͋̿͊͗̓͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͠ͅǘ̶̧̧̢̮̮̻͙̠͓͚̙̮͎̯̩̬̯̳̹̙̩̖̺̭͎̯̟̮̜͈͍̈̂̐̇͆́̓̊̊̑͌̾ę̷̡̟̘̰̺̣̙̪̟͈͔̞͈͍̰͎͉̝̤̤̠̦̙̞͇͕̘̖͚̣̗̫̠̪̝̬͊̆̍̾̊͌̎̌̃͊́̔̏̿̋̓̾̈́̋̔̈́̂͑̇̇̾̓̔̅̀̑͂̓̋̄̂͐͑̆̑̒̿͘͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅs̸̢̧̡̧̨̛̛̪͍̗̪̝̜͎̗̥͕̺̣̖̤̪͖̭̤̙̝͍̩̲̰̪͎̩̗̮͑̄̌́̒̽͋͌̈́͑̓̍̈́̀́͐̒̈̓͛̋̂̚͘͜͜͜͜͠t̷̳̱̮͍͍̜͉̥̫̆͂̓̍̋́̾̓̿̌̍̓̃̑̎̑̏͗͠į̴̛̱̝̖̥̟͇̗̳̞̲̻̦̣͎̰̘͓͍͍̠̫̠̬̦͔̋͛̐̎̑͐͋̔̉̀͑̃́̚ͅo̵͇̤͙͎͓̳̻̎̏̓n̴̢̢̛̦̖̞̟̮̆̇̓͒̐͋́͋́̂͌͒̈́̀̽̀̏̀̀̎̎̓̾́̇́̉̋̈̊́̈́̃͊͑̎͐̈́͗̏̔̕͘͠͝ ̵̢̛͚͆̆̈́̒̏̊͒͊̃̉̇̍̋͂́̄͌̌̐͋̈̓́̇̽͊͛̊͒̓̃̇̚̚̕̚͠ţ̶͙͈̰̥͍̼̭̥̗͈͖͔̜͕͆̊̃̈́̽͊̈́̆̌̂̋̋͊͌̂͌̐̒̈́͐̾́͒́̒̇̂͆͊́͛̇̈́͛̆̈́͌̄̇̕͘͝͠͝͝͠͠͠ͅh̵̨̡̨̢̛̳͓̱̹͎̯̣͖͙̪͉̣͍̼̤͎̦̼̙̭̤̖̱̱̪̜̱͉͆̒͛̔̿͐̈́̆͂̇̽̊̾͑̎͗͒̉́̊̋̆͘̚͘͠͝ͅȩ̷̢̧̙̝̖̹̙͇̺̤̞̗̘̺̗͙͕̩̬̪̮͔̳͚̦̬̻̘͓̫͇̤̳͉͙͈̩̗̹̜̭̥́̿́̃̏̂̐́͆̚ͅͅͅ ̷̡̡̢̨̨͔͔̩͎̹̜̗̘͍̱̘̝̻͇̹̹̯̗̤̫͕͓̭̻̟͓͙̩̺̹̍͋̒̇̓͒͒̄͠C̶̡̢̧̧̢̼̼̗̰̜̦̲̞̠̫̻̬͓̖͕̘̦͕͈̹͉̬̲͙̯͓̮̭̰̞̞̳͖̫̣̯̼͇̹̖̖̗̎̄̍̎̌͗́̽̊̑̍̑̇̅͛́̿͐̈́́̆̄͌̀̔̕̚̚͝͠ͅͅở̴̢̛̛̛̛̰̩̙̣̱̙̦̥̖̠͇͈͉͓̰̮̭̗͑́̀̿͗̀͛̈́͐̀̈́̽̃̐́͛̔̌͆́͋̃͛̍̈́͑̎̉̿͗͘̕͠ŗ̶̡̨̡̧̛̛̰̺͉͍̝̟̮̳̜͎̳̹͇̼̯̠̟̟̲͍͉̜̲̰̯̖̫̖̰̹̳̯̳̬̭͕̮̳͉̉͛̃̾͒̐̓̊̏̊̓̈̌̍̽̈́̋͛̆̀̽͒͋̈́̋̄́͑̆̅͋͝͠͝ͅp̷̨̨̞̯̰̠̩͍̬͈͈͇̺͖̝͍͎̠͙̱̠̤̖̱̣̹͕̩̻̱̝̦͍̳̟̥̫̹̤̯̲̺̫̤̩̥͔͎̤̓̄͛͋̀̔͐̓͛̓̍̏̈́̂̀͌͋̌͑̂̓̉́̾̈́̑̕͜ǫ̸̢͖̝̖̘͙̳̣͔̝̻̥͚̹̫̮̯̹͇̘̞̪̜̘͓͖̘̳̘͍̀͊̾̍̑̚͠N̷̢̛̛͈̘̱͈̳̟͙͔̺̜̦̯̖̥̰̝̰͔͗͐̈͛̋̇̇̒̈́̈́̾̃͌̽͐̇̎̕̚͝ͅa̵̡̨̡̧̛̱̳̥͈͕̼͖͕͓̦̫̙̹̬͙̺̗̭̣̣͙̘̦̿̀̓̈́̊͊͒̔́̏̄̍̍̏̔̇̑̓͜͝͝͝t̸̢̢̨̢̡̛̺̤̲̼̪̮͍͇̣͇͖̬͍͍̣͖̘̞̗̺͗̄̽̓́̿̊̂̈́̂̄̾͂̇́͐́̂͘͘͜͠į̸̡̧̢̛̖̞͚͍̣̘͓̳̖͕͙̥͎̖̤̖͎̪̇̂͗̓̏͌̑̀̏͆̋̂̾̕͘͜͝o̷̡̢̡̨̱͖͕̩̞̲̭̘̝̮͖̹̳͙̦͉̻̤͇̗͖͉̙̦̹̺͖͇̩̗͙̖͔͈̥̯̼̮͖̻̊͊͆̓͂̋͛̅̐̎̔͊̑̇̐̈͊̐̓̉̄̀̊̂̐͒̿̈̌̀̂͋̄̽͘͜͝͠͠ͅn̴͓̰̗̠̖̰̍͊͂͑͗̽͊̓͗̌́̿͂̂̃͌͌̉͆͂͛̊̂͒͘͘̚͝͠͝͠͠!̷̧̺̤͓̽̋̈́̅̽̂̈́̍̃͊̋̾̋͒͑̾̎̀̈͌͒͌̂̈́̊̔͝͝͝͝͝ Developer – Canteen Publisher – Playtonic Friends Platforms – PC (Reviewed) Review copy given by Publisher Official Employment Letter For Employee #6942024 C̷̹̏O̵̭͌͛Ń̶̖͖̖͝͠F̵̧͐̾̈́I̷͉͔̋͊͠D̶̟̍̈͗E̸̦̓͆̄N̵͎̜̓T̴͇̖͐͌Į̶̜̌̊̀A̵̠̒L̵̨̼̖̓:̵̛̣͖̽ ̸̧͇̦̈́Ḋ̵̻̘O̸̩͔̎ ̶̘͔̃̚N̴͐̚͜O̷̡̗̦͐T̴̪̂ ̸̤̗̚͝P̸̮̦͒̉͋O̵̪̟̭͑̓S̸̨̞̒Ț̸̊̉͝ ̷̮̘̋̈́Ṗ̴͔̬̋̒Ṳ̵̎̅B̴̡̛͖̅L̷̺̒I̷̪̅C̵̡̙͖̎L̸̡̹̮̽Y̷̢̫̥̑͌ ! Dear Esteemed CorpoNation Employee, We are thrilled to Have you as an employee for the launch of our latest corporate initiative: CorpoNation: The Sorting Process ! , a groundbreaking new experience that will transport you to the heart of our esteemed organization .

May 8, 2024

Corponation: The Sorting Process offers a glimpse into a life where the lines between employee and slave blur. Moody, slow, and intentionally repetitive, you may reach your limit with the task at hand, but it is an experience worth clocking in for.

Mar 5, 2024

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Feb 23, 2024

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Mar 11, 2024

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Mar 25, 2024

CorpoNation: The Sorting Process is a project that almost suffers for achieving what it sets out to do. It's an excellent satire of corporate life but ends up being a little too true to life with its simulation and the claustrophobic dread of maintaining a work-work balance. I was dissatisfied by the ending and a few technical pain points, but Canteen's debut is well worth applying for regardless. Fans of routine-based games like Papers, Please; Not for Broadcast; and Do Not Feed the Monkeys will be interested in the brilliant satire and increasingly complicated gameplay systems and should get to work immediately. Ringo highly suggests you get to it. :)

Feb 21, 2024

Corponation: The Sorting Process is an interesting, albeit well-designed simulation involving simple gameplay and a handful of minigames to break up the monotony of the corporate nonsense lifestyle. While it didn’t peak in terms of pulling on my heartstrings or senses of dread that usually accompany dystopian narratives, it sufficed in keeping me enticed with its gameplay.